This was true at some point. Then he decided to tell me about his new girlfriend.

Baby when its cold outside
I'll throw a log on the fire
unplug the phone and computer
focus on you, my one and only desire.

Let go of your inhibitions, let down your hair,
I will tend to your soul...
your mind...
your body...
...make sure they are lavished with care.

A woman like you needs to be
touched and held close
experience intense intimate moments
lovingly kissed like a rose.

Satin sheets on the bed
I'll be the lover for your soul
you alone light my fire, I will hold back no more.

Tonight I'm yours Passion Flower
let's create poetry in your bed,
from embracing, kissing, caressing and beyond
leave your accounts, finance etc for another day
tonight you need to be fed.